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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8076 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!
Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!