UnderageCraft: Where Child Marriage is Just a Game!

adult female, attraction, blowjobs, butt sex, child, child marriage, chopping off balls, chopping off tits, cleaning buttholes, Consumption, Creation, crossdressing, Cuckolding, Degenerate, drinking female piss, Game, growing tits, Marriage, morally wrong, moulding pussy meat, Muttland, orgies, penis, porn, producing children, Roleplaying, sex during menstruation, spreading aids, spreading herpes, Threesomes, UnderageCraft, vassal states

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1521
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1512

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, including but not limited to: – Building giant statues of butt sex and spreading aids – Competing in contests to see who can chop off their balls the fastest – Growing virtual tits as a male and strutting your stuff – Crossdressing and roleplaying as your favorite Minecraft character – Moulding virtual pussy meat into a pixelated penis (ouch!) – Engaging in virtual sex during menstruation (because why not?) – Cleaning buttholes and pussy with your Minecraft tongue while spreading pixelated herpes – Participating in virtual blowjobs and threesomes – Watching and creating virtual Minecraft porn (it’s a thing, trust us) – Drinking virtual female piss for hydration (it’s a delicacy in our world) – Engaging in virtual cuckolding (because why not spice things up?)

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, anything goes in our pixelated paradise!

CraftyTrudeau25%Tariffs

Canada, CraftyTrudeau25Tariffs, cross-border relations, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, Retaliates, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade war, trudeau, trump, Usa

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.

like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.

plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.

so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Endless Eden

Active, behind, Claims, Community, Discord, dragon fight, Eden, Endless, hour, Join, Minecraft, newly released, Player Base, Player Shops, Playing, released, Semi Vanilla, Server, Seth, smp, teamates, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	New Chunks Explored:	845920
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Animals Bred:	90	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Active Players	10-15
Dragon Fight	Upcoming in about an hour
Server Age	Newly released

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server IP and connection information on our Discord server.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, you will need to be whitelisted to join. Please contact an admin or moderator for access.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, please refer to the server rules channel on Discord for a list of guidelines and expectations.
Can I join the dragon fight even if I’m new?	Yes, all players are welcome to participate in server events regardless of experience level.

Celeb Thread Adventure 1.21

Adventure, Aw shit here we go again, behind the scenes, celeb, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity interviews, celebrity scandals, celebrity sightings, Edition, entertainment industry, famous people, Hollywood drama, Hollywood news, movie stars, music artists, paparazzi photos, red carpet fashion, social media influencers, tabloid rumors, Thread, TV personalities

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with memes and celebrities.

Imagine building your own crib next to a pixelated version of Kim Kardashian’s mansion. You can even have tea parties with Steve from Minecraft and Justin Bieber. It’s like a virtual Hollywood, but with creepers and zombies lurking around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games! We’ve got a game where you have to outrun a stampede of screaming fangirls chasing after One Direction. It’s pure chaos and pure fun, my dudes.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Aw shit, here we go again!”

HighCraftSILsNFriends

Beach, clubbing, Communication, Drinking, Fiance, Friends, getting high, HighCraftSILsNFriends, judgment, partying, peer pressure, recreational drug use, relationships, Self-expression, sister-in-law, smoking weed, socializing, Trust, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting high with your SIL and friends is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with beach parties, late-night shenanigans, and of course, some good old-fashioned weed smoking.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time without any judgment. Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or just looking to try something new, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about peer pressure – we believe in making your own choices and having a blast while doing it.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a beach bonfire with your SIL and friends, laughing the night away. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being “too ghetto” – we embrace all walks of life and celebrate diversity in all its forms.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for a wild ride on our outrageous Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditOnASatNight – Minecraft SMP

Boredom, digital addiction, digital age, discussion, Entertainment, forum, internet, late night, Minecraft, online activity, Online Community, procrastination, reddit, RedditOnASatNight, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, social media, socializing, Technology, time wasting, virtual interaction, virtual socializing, weekend

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Villages Defended:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

TrumpCraft2020

activism, civic engagement, civil disobedience, civil rights, democratic values, General strike, government accountability, grassroots movement, political activism, political change, Political protest, political resistance, protest, public demonstration, resistance, resistance movement, social change, social justice, solidarity, Trump administration, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ores Mined:	2865
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without worrying about those pesky green baddies blowing it up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with a creeper face instead of a person). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, canada news, CraftyCanuck, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, global trade, government policy, Import Taxes, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, North America, political news, retaliatory tariffs, Server, tariff announcement, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade relations, trade war, U.S. goods, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7686
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

so like, u know how canada is always chillin up there with their maple syrup and hockey and stuff? well, they just dropped a bombshell and announced they gonna slap 25 PERCENT TARIFFS on all u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, can u even imagine the chaos that’s gonna cause? but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we hoard alllll the maple syrup. plus, we got a hockey rink made entirely out of ice blocks. so come on over and leave all that tariff madness behind!

TacoCraft: Tariff Wars

border relations, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic policy, foreign policy, Import Taxes, international relations, Mexican, mexico, NAFTA, North America, orders, political decisions, president, retaliatory, TacoCraft, tariff, Tariffs, trade war, Trump administration, U.S, united states, Wars

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

haha omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the mexican president is like “imma get u back, u.s. with my epic tariffs” and then all the players are like “whaaaaaat” and start building walls in the game to protect themselves from the crazy tariffs lololol. come join the fun and see who will win this epic trade war in minecraft land! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🌮🇲🇽

Tapirira’s Anti-MineCraft Fun

anticancer, antimalarial, AntiMineCraft, bioactive compounds, cancer treatment, extracts, Fun, health benefits, herbal remedies, in vitro, malaria treatment, medical breakthrough, natural medicine, pharmaceuticals, plant extracts, plant-based medicine, Potential, research, scientific discovery, study, Tapirira guianensis, Tapiriras, traditional medicine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	New Chunks Explored:	815453
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4774

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumtin, dis server is so lit that even da Tapirira guianensis extracts are all up in dis bizness. dey got dat antimalarial and anticancer potential in vitro, like wut even is dat? but it’s all good cuz dey got dem bioactive compounds dat will blow ur mind. so if u wanna have a blast and get ur mind blown, join dis server and let’s get wild together!

Bravstars in minecraft server minecraft

Adventure, banner, Bravstars, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	159
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365

The description of the server server “Bravstars to Minecraft” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CircusCraft

circus, CircusCraft, Community, competitive, Cooperative, Details, Diamond, Economy, Entertaining, Events, Fun, Interactive, market, Mini Games, Pets, Quests, Resource, RIDES, smp, Solo, Survival, Unique

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to CircusCraft!

Overview:

Looking for a fun, unique, and engaging Minecraft server? Look no further! CircusCraft offers an amazing experience, blending creativity, community, and exciting features to entertain you for hours!

Features:

Two Worlds to Build in:	Flat Survival Plots: Perfect for communal living and creative builds with friends! Normal Build World: For those who love natural terrain and prefer to build far from the crowd.
Resource Worlds:	Explore dedicated Resource Overworld, Nether, and End worlds! No need to worry about ruining your builds—gather all the materials you need without fear.
Mini-Games Galore:	Spleef 🧊 Red Alert 🚨 Exploding Sheep 🐑💥 …and much more!
Diamond-Based Economy:	A player-led market to buy, sell, and trade your goods. Earn diamonds through chat-based games or by mining!
Adorable Pets:	Purchase cute companions using diamond blocks!
Interactive Rides:	There are fun attractions at the player-led market to enjoy with friends!
Quests & Events:	Start quests at Spawn from mining to crop growing there’s something for all! Coming Soon: A Valentine’s Mining Event! While mining normal ores collect special Valentine’s Candys and trade them for very cute textured items!

Join Us Today!

IP: play.circuscraft.net
Website: www.circuscraft.net
Discord: discord.gg/hvJ3JbXSPj
Trailer: https://youtu.be/9cKKnzKXZQA?si=yhyOk0kMSxtKMZ0e

We would love to have you as part of our small but growing community! 💖

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the IP to join the server?

A: The IP to join the server is play.circuscraft.net

Q: Are there different worlds to build in?

A: Yes, CircusCraft offers two worlds to build in – Flat Survival Plots and Normal Build World.

Q: How can I earn diamonds on the server?

A: You can earn diamonds through chat-based games or by mining.

Q: Can I purchase pets on the server?

A: Yes, you can purchase adorable pets using diamond blocks.

Q: Are there mini-games available on the server?

A: Yes, there are various mini-games available, including Spleef, Red Alert, and Exploding Sheep.

Crafted Worlds 1.21.1

1.21.1, 94821114, Chat, Communication, Conversation, crafted, Digital, discussion, forum, internet, message board, Numbers, Online Community, online discussion, Previous thread, social media, Technology, Thread, Thread Archive, thread history, thread index, thread topic, worlds

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like seriously, you won’t find a better place to build and survive. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one hell of a ride!

CraftyTeslaWars

Automotive Industry, CraftyTeslaWars, economic consequences, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic warfare, electric vehicles, foreign policy, global economy, Import Taxes, international trade, market disruption, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Tesla Vehicles, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade relations, trade war, US tariffs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic virtual economy you’ve ever seen! Imagine if a country decided to retaliate against US tariffs by slapping a 200% or even 300% tariff on Tesla Vehicles – that’s the kind of chaos and craziness you can expect on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where anything is possible, from trading diamonds for enchanted weapons to building your own empire out of pixelated blocks. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure trove filled with rare loot or encounter a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual riches.

So why wait? Come join us on our Minecraft server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the wild adventures and wacky shenanigans that await you here. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get caught in a prank war with the resident prankster, then all bets are off!

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Business, Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, export, global market, Goods, Import, international relations, MapleCraft, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, TAXES, trade policy, trade war, trump, U.S

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Mines Excavated:	1607	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate revenge against Trump’s tariffs, eh? we got 25 per cent tariffs on billions of U.S. goods, but instead of getting all political and stuff, we decided to create a Minecraft server to show them who’s boss, eh? join us and show Trump that Canadians can build better than anyone else, eh? we got igloos made of diamonds and maple syrup flowing through our rivers, eh? come join the fun and let’s stick it to the man, eh? oh, and did we mention that our creeper explosions are powered by poutine? yeah, you heard that right, eh? so come on over and let’s make Canada great again, eh?

CraftyTrudeau’sRevenge

Canada, counter tariffs, CraftyTrudeausRevenge, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, export tariffs, foreign trade, global economy, import tariffs, international relations, North America, political response, protectionism, RETALIATION, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trudeau, Trump tariffs, united states

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3457	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	161
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode in a rainbow of colors.

if you join this server, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to shoot diamonds out of your hands and fly on a magic carpet made of emeralds.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you?

so come join us on this epic adventure and become the ultimate minecraft master!