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GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	409217	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Votes:	9158
Villages Defended:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	4242
Divine Spears Created:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8027	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Players:	103/100	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1