so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
Mines Excavated: 2847 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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