so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Dragon Eggs Found: 5662 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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