so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested: 767 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
Star Shards Collected: 108 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Void Gems Collected: 34

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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