so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Enchantments Applied: 253
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Star Shards Collected: 252
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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