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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9888 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Our server is so addictive, even Ian’s addiction issues pale in comparison. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll forget all about Ian’s poor decisions and constant partying. Build your own virtual empire and show Ian what real success looks like.
And if you ever feel like blaming someone else for your problems, just remember Ian’s story and realize that the only person responsible for your success or failure is you. So come join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Ian’s ex-wife may have moved on, but you can move on to a better, brighter future in our Minecraft world. Let’s show Ian how it’s done!