Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Void Gems Collected: 26 Dragon Eggs Found: 8752
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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