UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ENDOS SMP

Adventure, BUILD, children, Community, Creative, Educational, Engaging, Explore, Fun, Gaming, kid friendly, learn, Minecraft, Moderation, online safety, Platform, PvP, Safe, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, young players

Creative and Survival Kid-friendly Minecraft Server designed for young players of all ages. We strive to provide a safe, engaging, and educational platform for children to explore, build, and learn. Our carefully moderated environment allows kids to unleash their creativity in Minecraft while fostering online safety. Join us at EndossMP for an exciting Minecraft adventure that combines fun and learning!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5352	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	5809

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mistysmountain

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Compatible, Cross-Play, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, MISTYS, Mistysmountain, Mountain, multiplayer, Open, Plugins, Public, Server, Survival, Visit, Warps

Misty’s mountain is open to the public ! We have warps and simple plugins to match your needs . Come visit and see what we’re all about! Bedrock and Java compatible

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Come join Felis & Fable for the purrfectly fun adventure! Noobs welcome! 🐱✨

Adventure, brewing potions, claim clocks, Claims, Discord, fable, FANTASY, felis, Fishing, Fun, Golden Shovel, Join, Keep Inventory, Kits, mailboxes, Medieval, Mining, Mods, Noobs, Player Shops, Player Vaults, Purrfectly, resource packs, Shops, smp, teleports, Vanilla, Warps

Felis & Fable Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

Protected Homes	Stake your claims with a golden shovel. Earn claim clocks or purchase more to set teleports to up to 10 different homes.
Keep Inventory	Don’t lose your stuff!
Server-Wide Warps	Set up to 10 warps to your shops, homes, or notable locations to share with others.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get on our whitelist. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.

Do I need to use resource packs and mods?

For the best experience and to see the server as intended, we highly recommend using our resource packs and mods. However, they are not required to play on the server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

appstore, Bygone Days Ishmael, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Id, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, Rodion, Ryoshu, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Steam, TETH, tutorial, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our Mirror Dungeon #4 is so wacky that you’ll find yourself questioning reality as you navigate through it. Watch out for the Mirror of the Wuthering – it’s known to make players break out into spontaneous dance parties!

2. The Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade is a wild ride where you never know who (or what) you’ll encounter. From dancing llamas to singing creepers, this railway line will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in the chaos).

3. Our Target Extraction missions are like no other. Ever wanted to battle a giant octopus with a laser beam attached to its head? Well, now’s your chance! Join the fight against the ID & E.G.O known as [Ryoshu] and prepare for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft career.

So, what are you waiting for? Download our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. See you in the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lost Euro Memories Minecraft SMP

adoption, consequences, Currency, economic impact, EURO, Europe, european union, Financial Stability, Globalization, History, Identity, integration, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, monetary policy, Nostalgia, Politics, regret, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade, Unity

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us and witness the epic battle between the villagers and the pillagers as they fight for control of the server. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the adoption of the Euro by Europe – let’s just say it involves secret underground bunkers and a plot to turn all the diamonds into emeralds. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our server today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BedrockBuddies Minecraft SMP

bed frame, BedrockBuddies, BEDROOM, blankets, BOXES, childhood memories, cleaning, clutter, comforter, dust bunnies, forgotten items, hidden treasures, mattress, Minecraft, Monsters, organization, pillows, SHEETS, Shoes, Sleep, smp, Storage, under the bed

Have you ever wondered what’s lurking under your bed? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll find out! We have a secret underground base filled with mythical creatures, treasure chests, and even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. Join us if you dare to uncover the mysteries that lie beneath your bed…and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InsomniaCraft

bedtime routine, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep solutions, sleep struggles, sleep tips, sleepless nights, sleeplessness

Join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is so exciting and addictive, you’ll never want to sleep again. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. Our moderators are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your fun. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to sleep forever!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6110	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Imperionis

alliances, Armies, borders, command, Conquer, conqueror, Defeat, Discord, Earth, Europe, historical, History, leader, military conflicts, napoleonic wars, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Towny, Victory, War

INTRODUCING IMPERIONIS

The year is 1803, and Europe is on the brink of monumental change. The Napoleonic Wars have erupted, plunging the European continent into a series of intense military conflicts that will reshape nations and redefine borders. With over 40+ Historically Accurate Nations to choose from, you have the ability to reshape history. Step into the roles of leaders from this pivotal era, navigating complex alliances, managing resources, and leading armies to victory or defeat. As the fate of Europe hangs in the balance, will you emerge as a conqueror or be swept away by the tides of war? The stage is set and history awaits your command.

NOTE: Not released yet, join Discord for more information!

Join discord: https://discord.gg/edBrmMpAqJ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Nasty SMP

1.21.1, age-friendly, application, Community, Discord, Events, Griefing, HACKING, ingame name, java, Lax, Minecraft, Nasty, Players, Plugins, rules, semi-active, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Nasty SMP is a new 1.21.1 Minecraft sever. It is a whitelisted java server looking for new semi-active members to join in order to grow the community.

The server is mostly vanilla with a couple quality of life plugins to make traveling easier. The server is mostly run by the players who it change by natural ingame events or polls run in the discord.

If your interested in joining the server first click the link bellow and join the discord, than fill out a short application and finally tell us your ingame name.

We accept all ages and are pretty lax on the the rules for the most part except when it comes to hacking (xray, crystal aura, etc), hardcore griefing (if both players agree to do something than its fine), along with some other things illustrated in the discord.

Thank you for reading this, and we look forward to hearing from you soon!

https://discord.gg/gUTy4K2DjW

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Join Blue Horizon MC for a wave of fun with custom tools, epic spawners, and more surprises!🌊

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, claim flags, Custom, Custom Enchants, Discord, Epic, Fun, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Join, Land claiming, mythical crate, player-driven economy, smp, Spawners, Surprises, Tools, vote crate, WAVE, Website

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Dynamic Survival Experience	Enjoy Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Access Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, and more.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly rotating Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade in shops, create your own shop, and participate in the server’s economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with unique perks and rewards for progression.

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server FAQ

What is Blue Horizon?

Blue Horizon is a vibrant SMP Minecraft server that offers a dynamic survival experience with custom features and content.

When was Blue Horizon launched?

Blue Horizon was launched in August of 2024.

What features does Blue Horizon offer?

Blue Horizon offers Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Custom items/tools/armors, Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crate Rewards, Player-Driven Economy, and In-Game Ranks.

How can I join Blue Horizon?

You can join Blue Horizon by visiting their website at https://blue-horizon.tebex.io/ or through their Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net.

Is there a Blue Horizon Discord server?

Yes, Blue Horizon has a Discord server. You can join it at https://discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	3227	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, La Familia Family Love Relationships Hispanic Culture Unity Support Bond Traditions Values Generations Heritage Connection Bloodline Loyalty Togetherness Strength Legacy Close-knit, Minecraft, Party, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because La Familia is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server and become part of the craziest family in the Minecraft world. We have llama rodeos every Saturday, where you can show off your mad llama riding skills and compete for the title of Llama King or Queen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our weekly treasure hunts where you can search for hidden loot in the depths of our custom-made dungeons. Just watch out for the evil Potato King who guards the most valuable treasures with his army of killer potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join La Familia today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cried Today Minecraft SMP – Oshi Loss Feels

Closure, COMEBACK, coping, cried, crying, emotional, Fan, feelings, Feels, Graduation, healing, HEARTBREAK, Idol, idol culture, losing oshi, Loss, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, Oshi, Recovery, Sadness, smp, Support, Termination, Today

Are you tired of losing your Minecraft oshi? Do you find yourself shedding tears over your terminated oshis? Well, fear not, because on our server, oshis never truly leave you! Join us and experience the magical resurrection of your oshi in the most unexpected ways. From oshis returning as powerful bosses to guiding you through epic quests, our server is truly a haven for all oshi enthusiasts. So come on, join us and never worry about losing your oshi again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2487

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MethHeadMansion Minecraft Server

9mm, big boy voice, criminal trespassing, Demon, firm boundaries, high school, Junkie, meth head, methamphetamine, MethHeadMansion, Minecraft, neighbor, no trespassing, peace and quiet, private property, rural living, Server, trespassing, wildlife

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama and excitement? Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with unwanted visitors like Methany! Our server is so exclusive, even half of our own family doesn’t know where it is located.

But don’t worry, we have a strict ‘No Trespassing’ policy just like in real life. You can practice your big boy voice and assert your dominance just like the OP did with Methany. Who knows, maybe you’ll encounter your own demon-possessed intruder looking for a hangout spot!

Join now for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you see someone lurking outside your virtual window, grab your virtual 9mm and show them who’s boss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCreeperHomecomingDrama

Boutonniere, Bra, Communication, CraftyCreeperHomecomingDrama, custody, DAUGHTER, ex, homecoming dress, jewelry, manicure, Memory, nursing school, paid for, receipts, Shoes, shopping, slap in the face, stepmom, ticket, tight budget, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like in real life, we value open communication among players to avoid any unexpected surprises like the ones this player experienced with their ex and stepmom. Join us and never worry about someone buying a diamond sword for you without your knowledge again!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can control every aspect of your adventure. No more unexpected receipts for items you didn’t even know existed – unless, of course, you want to surprise your friends with a secret gift!

So come on and join us, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasures and secret dungeons waiting to be explored. And remember, always communicate with your fellow players before making any big decisions – unless you want to end up like this poor player, left wondering if they should just pay for the ticket. Trust us, it’s much more fun to plan your adventures together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1523	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HorrorFlicksSMP

bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, horror cinema, horror film, horror flick, horror genre, horror movie, horror thriller, HorrorFlicksSMP, psychological horror, Scared, scared out of my mind, scary movie, scream-worthy, spine-chilling, supernatural horror, Terrifying

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate horror movie experience! Our server is so spooky, it’ll make you scream louder than a banshee on Halloween night. We have jump scares around every corner, creepy mobs that will haunt your dreams, and a haunted mansion that is rumored to be cursed by a vengeful ghost. So if you’re brave enough to face your fears and survive the night, come join us – if you dare!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	106	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.