Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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