Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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