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FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9461	Void Gems Collected:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	8671
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	5069
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4059

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ores Mined:	9627
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Animals Bred:	108
Divine Spears Created:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6316
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
New Chunks Explored:	681483	Gods Slained:	0
Enchantments Applied:	257	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Potions Brewed:	197

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	4813

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Players:	97/100	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Void Gems Collected:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1