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CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4103	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	2263
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5412
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchantments Applied:	108	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	728
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Items Found:	1675
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	88	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Players:	93/500	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Buildings Constructed:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9