Ultra Prison

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

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BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Star Shards Collected:	181	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8402	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	814007
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	181	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Emeralds Found:	7067
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dimension Hops:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4118	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	3563
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!