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Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Emeralds Found:	6531
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5762	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	95

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	45658	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8450	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9068	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	106
Ores Mined:	6215	Towns Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Votes:	9023	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1637	Farms Harvested:	649
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Divine Spears Created:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6086	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	298	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Players:	106/600	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	195	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1