come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to disco music. we have a secret underground base where the chickens rule with an iron fist. you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. our server is so lit, you’d get calories from your own stomach if you developed an ulcer.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Animals Bred: 103 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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