LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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