LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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