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WHEN YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES! IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH US! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE LEGENDARY HEROBINE HIMSELF! HE’S JUST A BIG SOFTIE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Towns Built: 8
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 403 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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