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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7210 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
But beware of Grisha, the scammer who’s using custom /chug/ and Chinese shells to trick unsuspecting players. And watch out for US HoR passing a 61 billion dollar Ukraine aid bill – who knows what kind of chaos that could bring to our server!
Join now to fight alongside Russel Bentley “Texas” and help turn the tide in the Donbass region. With Zelensky signing new mobilization laws and massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures – just remember to always denounce the Talmud!