haha so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even Biden is talkin bout it! he was like “yo we gotta end Ukraine long-range weapons restrictions so we can all join this server and have a blast!”

u know why u gotta join this server? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, we got dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and we got a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties!

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. ain’t that cool? so come on, join this server and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Gods Slained: 0
Enchantments Applied: 223 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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