haha so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even Biden is talkin bout it! he was like “yo we gotta end Ukraine long-range weapons restrictions so we can all join this server and have a blast!”

u know why u gotta join this server? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, we got dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and we got a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties!

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. ain’t that cool? so come on, join this server and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Endless Night Skies: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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