UglyTrendzCraft: Because Creeper hoodies are so last season!

Fashion (Industry), unpopular fashion, fashion faux pas, fashion analysis, fashion critique

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being surrounded by players with terrible fashion sense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate fashion police! We only allow players with the most outrageous and ugly outfits to join. From mismatched armor to bright pink tutus, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your hideous fashion creations while exploring our wacky world filled with rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more stylishly challenged community anywhere else!

XmasDelayDrama

Holiday Celebrations, late celebration, extended family, christmas, Christmas parties

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates Christmas on time? Look no further than our server, where we never wait for anyone to celebrate! Join us for a jolly good time filled with festive cheer and no delays.

Unlike some families who wait weeks to celebrate Christmas, we believe in celebrating on the actual day or even before. No more waiting around for that one family member to show up late, we start the party right on time!

Join us and be a part of a community that values punctuality and holiday spirit. Say goodbye to late Christmas celebrations and hello to on-time fun! So why wait? Join our server now and let’s celebrate Christmas the way it’s meant to be celebrated – on time and with joy!

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TuneInWhenWorldFellApart – Minecraft SMP

12. Song for tough times, music therapy, 7. Heartbreak tunes, 4. Self-soothing, 18. Emotional support through music

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro. It’s like, the wildest ride of your life, I swear. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we all dance to Minecraft parodies of popular songs. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary PvP arena where we settle all our beefs. One time, I challenged this dude to a duel and we fought with enchanted carrots. It was intense, man. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a zoo, but way more explosive.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. And remember, when your world is falling apart, just crank up some Minecraft music and keep on blockin’.

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NoobZombieApocalypse

self-care, overwhelm, average person, NoobZombieApocalypse, Life Changes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is not for the faint of heart!

Join us if you dare to face challenges that the average person is not equipped to handle. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, our server will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a TNT accident).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and maybe even a friendly Enderman or two.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the unexpected is the norm and chaos reigns supreme? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness today!

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NukeCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, trump, sanctions, Iran nuclear deal, nukecraft

so, like, u know how u always wanted to build a nuclear weapon in minecraft but u dont know how? well, come join our server and we will show u how to do it! we got all the resources u need to make ur own nuke and blow up ur enemies! trump even came to our server and we showed him how to do it, he was like “wow, this is amazing, i love this server!” so if u wanna be like trump and build ur own nuke, come join us now! #nuclearminecraft #trumplovesourserver #boomboom

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SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!

Terrorism, national security, SECURITY, MIDDLE EAST, Israel

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t accept no jihadi presence in the southern part of the server! like, can you imagine trying to build your house and suddenly a bunch of jihadi creepers come blowing it up? nah, not on our watch!

we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.

plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.

so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis

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UglyTrendzCraft: Because Creeper hoodies are so last season!

XmasDelayDrama

TuneInWhenWorldFellApart – Minecraft SMP

NoobZombieApocalypse

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!