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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6094 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 122 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Join our server if you think the least attractive physical trait a person can have is not having a diamond helmet on their head at all times. We take our bling seriously here!
We have epic events like the “Ugly Block Building Contest” where players compete to build the ugliest structure possible using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets a pet zombie named Bob who will follow them around and do their bidding.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that the only thing worse than a creeper explosion is a player who doesn’t know how to do the floss dance in-game? Join us today and let the craziness begin!