Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us if you’re into pixelated pigs with mustaches, cows wearing top hats, and chickens that can breakdance better than any player. Our server is like a wild circus of blocky creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Who needs conventionally attractive players when you can find true love with a player who looks like a cross between a zombie and a creeper? Trust us, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven.
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling head over heels for someone you never thought you’d be attracted to. It’s a whole new world of possibilities in the world of Minecraft!
