Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	3645
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Items Found:	3661
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crops Grown:	4030
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Emeralds Found:	7326	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Animals Bred:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.