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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Tower” where players can prank each other with outrageous traps and tricks. And don’t even get me started on the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SoggieDoggy

Survival, Survival Java Plugins Mods Hacks Griefing Fair play Bedrock PvP Economy Community Building Redstone Mob farms Enchanting Mining Farming Exploration Crafting Adventure, Vanilla

1.10 Survival java awsome no pligins no mods. please dont use hacks to rob and grief please rob and grief fair and square . java only no bedrock

mc.soggiedoggy.net:2739

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pickminecraft.com

AFK timers, auction house, Casino, Contests, Economy, Land Claim, Minecraft, Mining, Minions, non pay-to-win, Parkour, pickminecraft.com, play.pickminecraft.com, Player Shops, Ranks, Seniors, Server, smp, Spawners, Survival, Trade, Warps, Whitelist

PickMinecraft.com Your pick for a better server. We are a new SMP server and the only Minecraft server just for Seniors. All of our player’s 55+. Our server is White-List to protect our players and the server. All new players must register on our website to gain access.

We have Server Contest’s, Player Ranks, Land Claim, Economy, Parkour, Player Shops, Casino, Trade, Auction House. Player Warps and a lot more than I can list here.

We do not use buy shops to sell anything We are not a Pay-2-Win server.

We Mine, Use, sell and collect everything, including spawners and minions. In AFK auto logoff Timers.

Ip: play.pickminecraft.com Ip: pickminecraft.com

pickminecraft.com

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Blocky Brit Minecraft Server

80’s music, album artwork, album release, Album review, blocky, Brit, british rock, classic rock, Edition, iconic bands, keith richards, mick jagger, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music critics, music history, Music legends, rock and roll, Rock Music, Server, Tattoo You, the rolling stones

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the iconic album “Tattoo You” by The Rolling Stones to life in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with music, mayhem, and mining.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to tattoo your character with all sorts of crazy designs inspired by The Rolling Stones themselves. Want a giant lips tattoo on your back? We got you covered. How about a snake tattoo on your arm? No problem!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Rolling Stones concert stage, where you can rock out with your fellow players and put on epic performances for virtual crowds. Trust us, Mick Jagger himself would be proud.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground dungeon inspired by the album’s dark and mysterious vibes. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within its depths that only the bravest adventurers can uncover.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the magic of “Tattoo You” like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with rock ‘n’ roll madness!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Tingles – EN ASMR Vtubers Minecraft SMP

#english speaking, Archive, asmr, ASP, audio roleplays, best asmr, big, Corpo, corpo vtubers, friends of tingle, jidf, Lewdtubers, lig, live now, Minecraft, Oshi, pxl, shon, smp, tingles, trigger sessions, tsunX, Uoh, v4m, VÄG, VReX, VT, Vtubers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we discuss and find English-speaking vtubers who do ASMR! Whether you’re into short audio roleplays or lengthy trigger sessions, we’ve got it all.

Join us if you want to shill your oshi, as long as she does ASMR at least once every other week. We even accept corpo vtubers and lewdtubers – the more, the merrier!

Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Don’t worry, it’s all subjective. And if you’re looking for who’s live right now, we’ve got lists for that too. Check out our archives and make sure to visit our friends in /vt/, /corpo/, /tsunx/, and more.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to English-speaking vtubers who do ASMR? Plus, we have yet to find more friends to join us – so come be a part of our crazy, ASMR-loving family! (´･ω･`)

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InsideMC

Adventure, Arena, battle pass, Bedwars, Challenges, competitive, competitive environment, Crates, Discord, Global, ip server, Leaderboards, Loot, PvP, Quests, rare rewards, Rewards, Seasonal, Skywars, Thrilling, Tournaments, Vip

The Ultimate PvP Server You’ve Been Waiting For!

We’ve revolutionized the PvP Arena experience to bring you a thrilling and competitive environment! Here’s what’s in store:

Innovative PvP Arenas – Battle in arenas designed for epic, adrenaline-fueled fights! Global Leaderboards – Climb the ranks and prove you’re the champion! Exclusive VIP Packages – Unlock unique perks to elevate your gameplay. Crates & Rewards – Discover special loot and earn rare rewards! Seasonal Battle Pass – Complete quests and challenges for exclusive prizes. Weekly Tournaments – Compete to become a server legend!

Join Now and experience the ultimate PvP adventure!

IP Server: play.insidemc.it Discord: discord.gg/insidemc

play.insidemc.it

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

hilycraft

Bedwars, Buy, Community, Discord, Eat, Gaming, hilycraft, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, payment, Play, RANK, Server, Skywars, SkyWars Mode, Store, Support, Survival, survival mode

Server with survival and skywars if you want to play join the discord so that you are aware of everything you want to play let us know help the server by buying rank in the store let’s buy it is to be able to pay for the server and be able to eat

hilycraft.whost.es

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineBox[1.8-1.8.8] Top server Minecraft server

Clans, companies, donation, economics, MineBox, MineBox1.8-1.8.8, minecraft server, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Parkour, Sky Wars, Spleef, TNT Run, top server, Weddings

——MineBox——Minebox server for comfortable play with friends or just to have a good time.Do you like to play mini games? – come to us)Everything you need for a comfortable game – Mini-games, economics, Companies, Clans, weddings, etc.And also on our website you can buy a cheap donation>minebox-pay.ru

5.9.142.119:25602

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Nina’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

#youtube, covers, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, Palace, PIXEL, powerful voice, r18, retro gaming, rpgs, Server, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server, where we worship the one and only Nina Saotome, the VTuber extraordinaire! Join us for epic gaming sessions, retro throwbacks, and RPG adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all – Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice will serenade you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Need a break from the action? Hang out in our zatsudan area and chat with fellow Nina enthusiasts about all things VTuber.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our R18 section for some spicy content that will make your pickaxe blush. Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives, lewd OC, KK, and sloppa for your viewing pleasure.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience Nina-mania like never before! Trust us, once you go Nina, you’ll never go back.

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pirate Minecraft SMP – Bored on Sunday, Let’s Beat It!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama racing league? Why not!

But that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to other dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond throne somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe a few items) along the way.

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NewNishuNetwork

#youtube, Adventure, Asia, Challenges, Community, Competition, crown, Discord, Events, Friends, games, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, OneBlock, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP, Ranks, Server, smp, Survival

Best Server In Asia With Many MiniGames and Survival SmP!!! Join Today And Play With Your Friends… newnishu.mcpe.network PvP OneBlock Crown Smp And Many Other games To Play Also friend And Foe Coming Soon… Subscribe To NewNishuMC On Youtube Dont forget To Join Discord For Free And Paid ranks In My network Server!

newnishu.mcpe.network:25968

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CarpetSmp

beauty, BUILD, CarpetSmp, Challenges, collaborate, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Enchanting, Events, Explore, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Simplicity, Survival

Welcome to CarpetSMP2! Join our vibrant and friendly community where creativity knows no bounds! CarpetSMP2 is a survival multiplayer server designed for players who love to explore, build, and collaborate in the enchanting world of Minecraft. Here, we embrace the simplicity and beauty of the game while introducing exciting challenges and community events.

CarpetSmp2.connect-mc.com:26499

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mega Chud’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers with less players than a middle school talent show? Well, look no further because our server has more players than the Concord! We’ve got so many players, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely in the virtual world again.

Join us for epic battles that make the Battle of Hastings look like a pillow fight. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle in under 10 minutes and take down a horde of zombies with just a carrot. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we’ve got secret portals that lead to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the sheer awesomeness that awaits you.

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6986
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ranked Choice Voting Minecraft SMP

Alaska special election, approval voting, Ballots, candidates, Choice, Condorcet method, Condorcet winner, Democrat, election, instant-runoff voting, IRV, majority of voters, Minecraft, Parties, political shilling, ranked, ranked-choice voting, REPUBLICAN, Schulze method, score voting, smp, Voting, voting method, winner

Are you tired of boring old voting systems in Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where we use a completely nonsensical voting system called “ranked-choice ballots + instant-runoff voting (IRV)”! Why, you ask? Because it’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious!

Forget about logic and reason, we’re all about chaos and confusion here. Want to elect a leader who nobody actually wants? IRV is the way to go! But wait, there’s more! You can also use the Schulze method, because why not make things even more complicated?

Join us and witness the madness unfold as we elect the wrong person just for the laughs. Who cares about parties or actual winners, when you can have a good old time with our ridiculous voting system? Don’t be a party pooper, join our Minecraft SMP today and embrace the chaos!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SmurfBlock

Survival

Escape the Drama – 1.21.1 Survival with GriefPrevention and Dynmap

We are looking for some regular plays to expand our community.

Tired of griefers and unfriendly players? Find your haven here!

* Relax and build in a safe environment with GriefPrevention. * Set homes, explore with ease using EssentialsX commands. * Plan your adventures with our interactive Dynmap.

Get started with /kit starter.

Join our welcoming community! IP: smurfblock.com

smurfblock.com

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1