| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7226 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 265149 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9895 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Farms Harvested: | 205 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 424 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 682 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2217 | Animals Bred: | 122 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1989 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6166 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3256 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | New Chunks Explored: | 12244 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6071 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 163 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5533 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1597 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 175120 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6459 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5505 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4052 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7700 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4660 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8247 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3118 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 619 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2773 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
