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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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