TyphonCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3260
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	2422
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ores Mined:	5852	Dimension Hops:	1

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	8

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8634	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Potions Brewed:	109	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

play.laimcraft.ru

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	3794	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	56
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Star Shards Collected:	73

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	884	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	169	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	98	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	9

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	106/800	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9