Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the blocks are twisted into our hearts and the adventures are even more twisted! Join us if you dare to enter a world where the creepers dance the cha-cha, the zombies have a book club, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can join in on the madness and become a part of our wacky community. Build your own twisted creations, embark on quests to find the rarest items (like diamond-encrusted pork chops), and maybe even uncover the secret of why the chickens keep trying to overthrow the cows as the ruling class.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this twisted journey into the heart of Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos awaits you in our twisted world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Dragons Tamed: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Villages Defended: 8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Servers

  • mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name mMinecraft.org
    Address https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
    Features

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there any reset on the server? No, the server never resets.
    Are there any strict rules on the server? Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
    What are the available game modes? The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
    Can players use protection blocks? Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
    Are there any cash prizes available? Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Towns Built: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Animals Bred: 29
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Animals Bred: 180
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Enchantments Applied: 50
    Dragon Eggs Found: 745 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 431331 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Animals Bred: 141
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Buildings Constructed: 47

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Crops Grown: 4976 Runes Activated: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2912 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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