TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9760	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchantments Applied:	278	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9226

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Enchantments Applied:	122
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Animals Bred:	190	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5680
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Zombie Dances:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	919
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	8423	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.