TVBlockerCraft

girlfriend nap, noise level, living room nap, considerate napping, shared living space

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like this player who refused to turn down the TV for their napping girlfriend, we believe in standing your ground and not giving in to unreasonable demands.

Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being selfish for simply enjoying your favorite TV show. On our server, you can build your own virtual living room with as many TVs as you want, and no one will ever ask you to turn them down for a nap!

So come on over and experience the freedom to watch TV as loud as you want, without any guilt trips or accusations of selfishness. It’s time to reclaim your entertainment rights and have some fun in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyBlingCraft

CraftyBlingCraft, high price tag, not a rip-off, Luxury items, extravagant purchases

Join our Minecraft server where everything seems overpriced at first, but is actually worth every blocky penny!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. We have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests guarded by friendly zombies who just want to give you hugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and explore our vast world in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure and discover why everything may seem overpriced, but is actually worth it in the end!

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New Server IP
Cash4Guns Minecraft Server

cash for guns, ak-47, Gun Violence, amnesty program, machine gun

yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server that pays you cash to get rid of guns? well, this server is like mexico but on steroids, they be offering $1,200 for an AK-47 and $1,300 for a machine gun! like, who needs real guns when you can just trade them in for cash in minecraft, amirite? join now and make bank while keeping the streets safe, it’s a win-win situation, bro!

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NATOcraft: US Leadership Sinks

NATOcraft, foreign policy, international alliances, government approval, transatlantic relations.

lol this server is like a NATO meeting but way more fun cuz we don’t talk politics we talk MINECRAFT. join us and watch your approval rating soar like a creeper exploding in a village. forget about world leaders, come build your own empire with us. plus, our mods are cooler than any NATO member, trust me. come join the chaos and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Electric Muscle Pump Gym

#workout, Technology, non-invasive, Muscle, FITNESS

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like weight training on steroids, but without the nasty side effects, ya feel me? We got electricity up in here adding extra muscle and strength like nobody’s business. It’s like having a portable electric muscle stimulator strapped to you while you’re slayin’ mobs and building epic structures.

I heard this one dude joined the server and within a week, he was bench pressing diamond blocks like they were feathers. And don’t even get me started on the muscle mass gains, bro. People be lookin’ like Hulk after a few days on this server, it’s insane!

So come on, join us and level up your Minecraft game like never before. Who needs regular weight training when you can have electricity pumping up your muscles while you play? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the coolest community of players who are always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and let’s get swole together!

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EmperiumMC

LifeSteal, Skyblock, Cross-Play, PvP, Earth

Welcome to EmperiumMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into a thrilling survival adventure on Minecraft 1.21, where challenges and creativity meet! EmperiumMC offers a player-focused survival experience, complete with custom biomes, exciting quests, and a friendly community. Build, explore, and conquer in a lag-free, well-maintained server designed for both seasoned players and newcomers. Enjoy enhanced gameplay with unique features like player shops, economy systems, and seasonal events. Whether you’re building a majestic base or braving the newest 1.21 mobs, EmperiumMC is your survival haven. Join us today and be part of a growing community that values teamwork, fun, and creativity! Your adventure starts here!

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TVBlockerCraft

CraftyBlingCraft

Cash4Guns Minecraft Server

NATOcraft: US Leadership Sinks

Electric Muscle Pump Gym

EmperiumMC