TVBlockerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like this player who refused to turn down the TV for their napping girlfriend, we believe in standing your ground and not giving in to unreasonable demands.

Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being selfish for simply enjoying your favorite TV show. On our server, you can build your own virtual living room with as many TVs as you want, and no one will ever ask you to turn them down for a nap!

So come on over and experience the freedom to watch TV as loud as you want, without any guilt trips or accusations of selfishness. It’s time to reclaim your entertainment rights and have some fun in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4322
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	286	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Buildings Constructed:	34	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Votes:	3370	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8215

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Runes Activated:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	263

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Buildings Constructed:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
New Chunks Explored:	790799	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	128
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!