so, like, imagine this: instead of watching boring ol’ tv all day, you could be playing on this EPIC minecraft server that will make you age like fine wine, bro! like, seriously, if you spend too much time on the couch watching tv, your aging odds go down, but if you join this server, you’ll be aging like a boss, increasing your chances of healthy aging by, like, 1000% or something crazy like that! so, ditch the remote and grab your pickaxe, cuz this server is gonna make you feel younger than a baby chicken in no time!
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/fin/ – Serafina General Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where Jackal Demigod vtuber/vsinger, Serafina, reigns supreme with her epic Golden Hour cover that will make your ears melt in delight.But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server.
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Serafina herself, flying around on a magical rainbow llama while serenading everyone with her angelic voice. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky and wonderful Minecraft community!
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Blocky Reddit Whores Minecraft Server
>be me >be on this epic Minecraft server >join and see the most insane builds ever >someone built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig >another player made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit >join for the crazy shenanigans and hilarious chat >someone started a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself >come for the diamonds, stay for the laughs >ignore the reddit whores, this server is where the real action is at -
Why-Western-Game-Developers-Worship-Minecraft-SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a secret society of black American game developers who have unlocked the secrets of the Minecraft universe and are now worshipped by all players. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted special powers like the ability to summon a diamond sword-wielding llama to fight by your side. So come on and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible! -
Park Ranger Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being discriminated against for enjoying a little green in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we welcome all types of plant enthusiasts with open arms! Our parks are so well-maintained, you’ll feel like you’re walking through a botanical garden high on life (and maybe a little something else). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground garden where the rarest and dankest plants grow – but you didn’t hear that from us. So come on over and blaze a trail on our server, you won’t regret it! -
The Good Guys Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Brown Khazarian Jews are the heroes and the White Blue Eyed Christians are the villains! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and a whole lot of drama. Will you fight for the Khazarian Jews and their quest for justice, or will you join the Christians in their quest for domination? Either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!