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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7120 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!