TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Enchantments Applied:	215
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	424758

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Emeralds Found:	153
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DefemCraft

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!