TV Men Minecraft SMP

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Farms Harvested: 644
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Crops Grown: 2969
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 275047 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Dragon Eggs Found: 3207

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 255
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Towns Built: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Gods Slained: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mines Excavated: 3055
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 189 Void Gems Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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