TV Men Minecraft SMP

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 13 Farms Harvested: 980
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Late for Minecraft SMP

    Late for Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

    Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

    So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

    The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

    If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 320
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Animals Bred: 166
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 New Chunks Explored: 93797
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9278

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 297 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Mines Excavated: 1646 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Animals Bred: 25
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Enchantments Applied: 59
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Crops Grown: 2279
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Falling into the Void: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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