| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 264 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 253 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2932 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Crops Grown: | 7300 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Dungeon | Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards |
| Roleplay System | Create unique characters and work for your town |
| Player-run Economy | Trade in gold and items with other players |
| Skill Levelling System | Track and improve your skills for unique perks |
| Quests System | Complete challenges for special rewards |
| Other Features | Custom music discs and brewery |
A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.
A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.
A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 501 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 420 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1689 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4689 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3960 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 424 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8943 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8966 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5196 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6494 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3311 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 90 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7658 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2271 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6959 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1339 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4751 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6823 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5707 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 872 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2589 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8533 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7912 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
