TurtleSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
New Chunks Explored:	897163	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Emeralds Found:	9016
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Votes:	8347	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	705
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Crops Grown:	2912
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	118	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9885
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Players:	107/600	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1