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| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have reworked racial abilities that will have you laughing your way to victory. Imagine playing as a Worgen or Draenei with super OP abilities that will make your enemies run in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of a community that is as wild and wacky as you are. Or join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to players from around the world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret society called Old >>500727583 that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?
But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who could mine an entire mountain in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will gain the power to turn all of their enemies into blocks of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of building your own empire, taking down rival gangs, and pulling off heists that would make even the most seasoned criminals jealous. Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure that will make you richer than Notch himself. Are you brave enough to uncover it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and become the ultimate gangster of the Minecraft universe. Just remember, snitches get stitches!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6332 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a rare diamond block that granted them unlimited power. They used this power to prank other players by turning their houses into giant chickens and spawning an army of angry llamas. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.
So, if you’re ready to stroke your ego and unleash your inner baddie, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to? Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the new movie being filmed on our server is actually a documentary about our epic battles with the Ender Dragon. Will we finally defeat the beast or will we end up accidentally befriending it and inviting it to our weekly bingo night? Only time will tell!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of llama poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous skin showing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, strip down and join the fun!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
