New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers

””/tsunX/ – Tsunderia Extended Minecraft SMP””

””/tsunX/ – Tsunderia Extended Minecraft SMP””
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Players: 93/100 Votes: 1286
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Zombie Dances: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Gods Slained: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Star Shards Collected: 270

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a Divegrass team that will blow your mind! Former Tsunderia members include a Mesugaki dog, a gunpla extraordinaire, a stinky NEET fox (or succubus, or ghost wolf – who knows?), a tomboyish firestarter with an appetite, the sweetest person alive recovering from menhera, an accursed king of the rrats, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell, a freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend, a half-toxic half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, an insomniac head popper and music dork, the giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience who is also a music nerd, a punished bnuuy looking for a new roommate, a scuffed dream eater and dick confuser, an itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag, the bane of Tsunderia and savior of /tsunX, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, a frenemy of the thread and wannabe cumdumpster, a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin, a tall, handsome, rich chad king of Shima Kingdom, and so many more outrageous characters!

But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!

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  • FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

    FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8629
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

    we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

    but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • Crafty Cancer Crushers

    Crafty Cancer Crushers
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 6611
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 253
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Animals Bred: 70 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 839093 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ores Mined: 2713

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

    so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 6017
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

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    ABOUT US

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    HARDWARE & SETUP

    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs:

    Platform Fabric 1.21.4
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 8GB (64 Total)

    MODS & TWEAKS

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

    • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
    • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
    • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
    • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
    • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
    • Accelerated Leaf Decay
    • Minecarts now run 4x faster
    • Online Webmap

    APPLICATION

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    1. Join our Discord Server!
    2. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
    3. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
    4. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
    5. Step 4: Short Interview
    6. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

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  • PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

    PixelCraft Network 1.21.3
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 2895
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

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  • Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

    Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 9712
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 176
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

    So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

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  • NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

    NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 7874
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Animals Bred: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Falling into the Void: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

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  • RespawnRedoCraft

    RespawnRedoCraft
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6602
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7706 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Ores Mined: 5147 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 52
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

    MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 5891
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

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    LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

    JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

    ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

    PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

    SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

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  • MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

    MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2549
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Runes Activated: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

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    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

    picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

    oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

    plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

    so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

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  • Boomers Guide Gen Z

    Boomers Guide Gen Z
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 8100
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

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    join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

    come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

    so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

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  • EarthSMP

    EarthSMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 6101
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

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    Minecraft Earth SMP Server

    Overview
    If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
    The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
    Is the server modded? Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

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  • Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

    Ethereal Realms 1.21.4
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 4163
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Crops Grown: 9659
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

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    OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

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  • MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

    MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6685
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

    On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

    Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

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  • HubsCashUpgrade

    HubsCashUpgrade
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3532
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Chimeras Created: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

    Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

    Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

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  • EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

    EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 7448
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 580557 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47

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    Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

    But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

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