TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	119	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Star Shards Collected:	229
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	3032	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	157
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	647
Ores Mined:	4424	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Buildings Constructed:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.