TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	211	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Ores Mined:	2910	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5344
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RamboMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Saltwater Scourge

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Set sail on Saltwater Scourge in version 1.20.4 for a thrilling pirate experience like no other!

128×128 Personal Islands with Build Wands Conquer the open sea with an adventure like no other Defeat Dungeons, Bosses, and claim their treasures. Join hourly events for loot and excitement. Discover secret locations and hidden treasure chests. Take on challenging quests for valuable rewards. Fully customizable ships with many different colors and flags. 60+ pets to choose and earn. In-Depth Weapon and Armor Crafting System.

https://saltwaterscourge.com https://discord.gg/jwWkn7wR4T

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineCrack World

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Minecraft server with Grief Protection, Claims, RTP, Set Homes, and No economy.

We aim to provide the best Survival Minecraft experience with a few extra protections and amenities. Our goal is to do one thing and do it well, we have no plans on expanding into other Minecraft game types.

Mine Crack is a Community Server that Features Survival & Creative. We are a community server, meaning that we take our members’ feedback to help improve the Server.

Other Information We have a Community Discord server here – https://discord.gg/mx7PVWPG Follow us on twitter here – Coming soon.. Public Website – Coming soon.. Server is Sponsored by Apex Hosting -https://apexminecrafthosting.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	133
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bridge Practice

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Practice The Bridge using various different techniques – Wing Practice, Prebow Practice, Bypass Practice, and Bot 1v1 Practice, where you can duel an AI in The Bridge! The server is custom coded to help improve your bridge skills from a rookie to a godlike. Have questions, need support, or think of a suggestion? Join our Discord by typing /discord once you get into the game.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VectorCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Vectorcraft is here for you!! What’s in Vectorcraft season 5? 1. Survival Unik 3. Custom Item 4. Boss Dungeon?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1371	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.