TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Items Found:	6662
Dimension Hops:	6	Farms Harvested:	747

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

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Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQs

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
New Chunks Explored:	873870	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Towns Built:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Star Shards Collected:	277
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Villages Defended:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7441
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6957	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8007	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Animals Bred:	176
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	686766
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Items Found:	6854	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.