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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 978 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 5918 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 8886 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!