Trump’s Troop Retreat: Minecraft Mayhem | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crops Grown:	4865	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	135
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Votes:	7649	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8890
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Votes:	8290	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Animals Bred:	189	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	247

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

Players:	107/200	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4