Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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